thehitman Posts:2501 Followers:5
On 04/03/2014 10:34 PM in General

The Elderly Arab






An Arab family were considering putting their elderly grandfather, Abdullah, into a nursing home. As all the Arab facilities were completely full, they had no option but to put him in an Australian nursing home. When they went to visit him in the home,

"How do you like it here?" asked the grandson.

"It's Great!
Everyone here is so courteous and respectful." says grandpa ....



"We're so happy for you.

We were worried that this was the wrong place for you.You know, since you are a little different from everyone else" ...

"Oh no!

Let me tell you about how respectful they treat the residents" .....

says Abdullah with a big smile .....

"There's a musician in here .....

he's 85 years old.

He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him" .....

'The Maestro'

"There is a judge in here ....

he's 95 years old.

He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him" .....

'Your Honour'

"There's a dentist here ....

he's 90 years old who

hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him"

'The Doctor'


"As for me .....
"I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me".......



'The Fucking Arab'!!!




Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !