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> A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to
> purchase a sheer negligee for
> his wife. He is shown several possibilities
> that range from $250 to $500
> in price -- the more sheer, the higher the
> He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it
> He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on,
> and model it for him.
> Upstairs, the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I
> have an idea ... it's so
> sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put
> it on, I'll do the
> modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500
> refund for myself."
> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a
> The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at
> least iron it!"
> He never heard the shot.
> Funeral is on Thursday at Noon.
The coffin will be closed.
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !