spooky Posts:4270 Followers:300
On 09/12/2013 09:32 AM in NFL

SPOOKY EXPRESS WEEKLY NFL KILLS AND THRILLS FOR WEEK 2

SPOOKY'S WORST OF WEEK 1

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Oh yeah! We’re back to 20 plus straight weeks of “Worst Of” posts! Football season is so great. It really makes the Express NFL thread so easy. Now if we can just get that Marc Trestman/molestation story to break (AND IT WILL), we’ll be all set until Christmas. You know how this works by now. Games were played last weekend and we spend all week slamming the shittiest performances as well as bragging/lamenting about our fantasy teams. Spooky Express partnered up with the Diva of Fantasy Football, BOBALOU this year.

The Denver Saltines - We all saw how Eric Decker is awful but I want direct some venom at Wes Welker. Yeah, he scored twice and I get that but he had two terrible drops and muffed a punt inside the five. I guess what I'm pointing out here is that Welker is losing his touch a bit after leading the NFL in drops last season.

Stevan Ridley - Hey asshole, don't fumble the ball when you nobody touches you. Man, that is a killer when one of your studs gets benched due to one shitty play. Also, LOL Bills for choking away at that game. Anyone else want to challenge me that the Pats aren't that good?

Marvin Lewis - Yep, this is why the haters think that he sucks as a coach. You can't blow all three of your timeouts in the third quarter on the road against a good team. The entire AFC North lost this week and the Bengals were the only team to not get buttfucked. I still think that they are good because AJ Green is unstoppable.

Brandon Weeden - Watching my team play on NFL Package and when I finally turned to the Red Zone channel at 2 pm and Mr. Talent had already launched his third pick. Same old Browns. Apparently, preseason performance doesn't mean shit. Who'd a thunk it!

Mike Wallace - Fuck this guy so hard. You win a game and then you act all ass-y after the game because you only had one catch? Maybe you should learn another route other than "straight", jerk.

Megatron - Yo, bro, one of these days you are going to need to read the rulebook and understand what it takes to score a touchdown. You know I love this guy and he is da man. But Tron had two rescinded by inches and I want to believe that it was karma for doing those weird ads that make zero sense with P Diddy. Also from this game was another dirty hit by Suh (that was called correctly) that wiped away a pick six. Enough Already.

Pryor Haters! - TP looked damn good! ADMIT IT! The Raiders weren't nearly as shitty as we initially thought because TP can run around and avoid a hundred sacks per game. Go Pryor!

Matty Ice - This loser just can't punch it in when he gets inside the ten, can he? The Saints were statistically the worst defense in NFL history last season and the Falcons hung a mean 17 points on them. The Falcons are going to struggle this year.

Greg Schiano - We all hate the Jets but it was pretty amazing to watch the Jets outplay the Bucs through the final whistle. If I knew the name of the cat who chucked Geno out of bounds on that final drive, he would be a shoe-in for LVP of the Week. But I don't care. Josh Freeman is shit.

Darius Reynaud - Sunday got off to a great start with an opening kickoff safety which never happens but did this week because this guy is an idiot. Who would've guessed that Reynaud would have outscored the rest of the Steelers for 58 minutes!

Todd Haley - Your offense sucks, BRAH. Pittsburgh Kid may not like to admit it but Pittsburgh is in a world of hurt. Just as I thought they would be.

Cortland Finnegan - That Rams/Cards game was shockingly awesome. If you have watched the NFL at all, you know that Finnegan is an asshole and everything bad that happens to him is deserved and more. He was abused all day by LarryFitz. I enjoyed it greatly. Big props to blackest man in the NFL, Jared Cook, for having a monster game for Spooky and the Diva Bobalou's fantasy team.

Clay Matthews - He must be on another steroid cycle because he was being a giant douche out there yesterday. His late hit on CK was garbage and he threw a punch at a MAC titan. Weak! That was a damn fine game as well and it only led to a deeper love for Jimmy BRAH as going for it on 4th and 2 was absolutely the right call to make. Coaches with balls are way better than coaches with pussies.

And now we are left with Monday Night where Chippy starts his NFL coaching career against the future Super Bowl champions. Did you know that RG3 is back? Has everyone had enough of Chris Berman doing PBP on the Texans/Chargers. Wonderful. Let him stay in the studio or eat another donut somewhere. STFU Berman.

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spooky Posts:4270 Followers:300
09/12/2013 01:33 PM

So here goes once again. I am putting these out early in the week but will come back and add anything else I feel warrants. As always I will buy the points as needed.

NFL

THURSDAY

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
-10


SUNDAY

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS PK (moneyline)

NEW ORLEANS SAINTS PK (moneyline)

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES -6

Not because of what Philly did on Monday but because of what San Diego did on Monday plus the cross country trip.

DENVER BRONCOS/NEW JERSEY GIANTS OVER 53 POINTS

DETROIT LIONS PK (moneyline)

Looking at a few others. Detroit Over, Oakland Over and Seattle

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thehitman Posts:2218 Followers:4
09/13/2013 06:44 PM

Love reading your stuff, Spook. As usual, lotsa luck this weekend.

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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09/15/2013 09:46 AM

Spooky's Bizarre wrap up heading into NFL Sunday.......

8) Bizarre happenings after midnight, where Arizona State won 32-30 over Wisconsin when the Badgers tried to put the ball in the center of field for a last-second FG, but ran out of time because the refs didn't call an ASU player for laying on the ball and delaying the game. I'm not giving this play its due for how truly weird it was-- just watch SportsCenter. Now Wisconsin could have kicked a 31-yard FG at an angle without trying to center the ball, but they got cute, probably confused the refs and they lose an odd, interesting game they probably should've won.

7) Oregon State 51, Utah 48 OT-- Not often you get outrushed 260-48 and win, but the Beavers did, despite blowing a ten-point 4th quarter lead. OSU's Mannion was 27-44/443 throwing the ball. The son of former Atlanta Brave great Dale Murphy plays TE for Utah; he caught a couple passes for 31 yards in this game.

6) Alabama 49, Texas A&M 42-- Down 14-0 on road, Crimson Tide rallied to win, despite giving up 628 yards. In a game with 137 plays, only 14 of them came on third down-- was it great offfense or lousy defense? Manziel will be a better pro than McCarron, but what a leader McCarron is.

5) Ole Miss 44, Texas 23-- Mack Brown fired his defensive coordinator last week; does he fire the special teams coach next, after Rebels ran a punt back for a TD? Mack is as good as gone, let the speculation begin on who his replacement will be. By the way, Ole Miss ran for 272 yards, so it couldn't have been all Manny Diaz' fault, since he wasn't there.

4) Michigan 28, Akron 24-- Last week the Zips beat I-AA James Madison 35-33, and were outgained by 142 yards. This week, Akron had ball inside the Michigan 5-yard line in the last 0:10 but was stopped; total yardage in this game was 425-418. Did I mention Akron hasn't won a road game in almost five years? Wolverine QB Gardner threw a pick-6 for seSpoocond week in a row.

3) UCLA 41, Nebraska 21-- Bruins beat Huskers for second year in a row, as Jim Mora seems to be the right guy in Westwood. As for Nebraska, lose the black jerseys. Just wear red. Bruins averaged 11.4 yards/pass attempt, two weeks after the Wyoming Cowboys scored 34 on Nebraska.

2) Oklahoma 51, Tulsa 20-- Blake Bell finally got to start a game at QB for the Sooners and was 27-37/413 passing; he is supposed to be just a runner, so we'll see as Oklahoma's competition gets stiffer.

1) Bartolo Colon threw eight shutout innings as the A's won in Texas for the second day in a row and moved to 5.5 games ahead in the AL West race; Rays won in Minnesota and tied Texas atop the Wild Card standings. Yu Darvish of the Rangers is the first pitcher in 24 years (Hershiser, '89) to lose four or more 1-0 games in the same season. Lets go A's!

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raizencane Posts:70 Followers:1
09/15/2013 10:12 AM

Good Luck Today Spooky!!

Cane!!

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09/16/2013 11:01 AM

Spooky Express Top 10 NFL wrap up for Monday.....

-- Chargers 33, Eagles 30-- San Diego was +20 in plays run (79-59); they converted 10-15 third downs, held Philly to just 89 rushing yards (had 263 in opener), and kicked winning FG with 0:07 left. Am guessing lot of survivor pool entries bit the dust with this result. Key here was Chargers keeping ball away from prolific Eagle passing game (422 yards).

-- Texans 30, Titans 24 OT-- Houston is first team since 1970 merger to win its first two games of a season, both on last play of the game. That said, impressed by Tennessee splitting opening road trip, though total yardage in this game was 452-248, Texans. Houston has lot of offensive weapons.

-- Dolphins 24, Colts 20-- Well-coached Miami didn't have a penalty; 20 years ago, Joe Philbin was the OL coach at D-III Allegheny College, when Gators won D-III national title. Allegheny's head coach was Ken O'Keefe, now the Dolphins' WR coach. These guys earned their coaching stripes.

-- Bills 24, Panthers 23-- Nine plays, 80 yards in 1:36 to win game pegs Manuel as a real NFL QB; not sure what Carolina's defense was doing on its last play, but it wasn't good. Panthers are now 2-14 under Rivera in games decided by 7 or less points. Why did they let John Fox walk?

-- Packers 38, Redskins 20-- At halftime, Aaron Rodgers had 335 passing yards and three TDs. Washington has been outscored 50-7 in first half of its games so far. Green Bay ended a streak of 44 games in row without having a RB run for 100+ yards-- James Starks had 132 rushing yards.

-- Chiefs 17, Cowboys 16-- Dallas is one of only five teams this week with -2 or worse turnover ratio-- only the Texans won, and they needed OT as an 8-point favorite. Eight of ten Cowboy drives in this game started 80+ yards from goal line- they had 14-yard deficit in average field position. Chiefs are 7th team since 1970 to start 2-0 after winning two or less games the season before-- they haven't turned the ball over yet this season.

-- Bears 31, Vikings 30--Cutler drove Chicago 66 yards in 10 plays in 3:05, getting winning TD with 0:10 left. Bad day for weather in Windy City-- NASCAR and White Sox were delayed, golf was postponed and Bears won this exciting but soggy game. Speaking of Chicago, what genius put a college game in Soldier Field the day before this game? On a grass field? Oy.

-- Arizona 25, Detroit 21-- Cardinals threw a pick-6, were just 1-11 on 3rd down, but found a way to win, driving 61 yards in seven plays over 2:29 as Larry Fitzgerald (hamstring) sat out second half. Eight of 15 games this week have been decided by 4 or less points, or in OT. Reggie Bush got hurt, will have an MRI Monday. Redbirds had a 21-yard edge in field position.

-- Broncos 41, Giants 23-- Denver scored 90 points in its first two games; you can't beat them kicking FGs. Giants didn't score a TD until 3:08 was left in third quarter- they've turned ball over 10 times in two games (-8) with Eli throwing seven INTs. 33 rushes, 73 yards in two games for Big Blue.

-- Seahawks 29, 49ers 3-- An average starting QB in NFL makes $8.14M a year; Russell Wilson makes $636,000; someone needs a new agent. While I'm here, Cris Collinsworth is actually good on TV; he can be a little preachy, but he is enthusiastic and knows his stuff- thats all you can ask for. This score made for a happy 62nd birthday for Pete Carroll.

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09/16/2013 11:02 AM

Spooky and Tiger......

It's just nuts. Tiger Woods was assessed a two shot penalty on Friday because his ball moved slightly and he didn't replace it. Woods didn't think the ball moved. How did he get caught? A PGA Entertainment film crew shot footage and the guy editing the film noticed the movement and ratted him out. Doesn't seem fair. Woods is under more video scrutiny than anyone. If another golfer had done the same thing nothing would have happened. Shouldn't there be a level playing field? Let's leave it to the golfers to police themselves and not high powered microscopic video technology.

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09/16/2013 11:02 AM

Spooky and Mariano...........

The Red Sox and Yankees are bitter rivals. That's why it was so special to see them honor Mariano Rivera last night in his last scheduled game at Fenway Park. The Boston Cello Quartet played his signature Metallica's Enter Sandman on the field. And in a pre-game ceremony they chided Rivera for his blown save which started the Red Sox miracle comeback in 2004. The overriding emotion last night was one of respect. Perhaps Derek Jeter gets accorded the same some day at Fenway. Other than that you're not likely to ever see something like this again.



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spooky Posts:4270 Followers:300
09/16/2013 04:56 PM

Lets throw out one for Monday Night.

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

CINCINNATI BENGALS -6

Good Luck

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