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thehitman
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My Wife

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On 06/11/2013 10:17 PM in General
I brought one of my good old friends to my house for dinner one night. My wife was really annoyed and started to throw fits & scream at me. "My hair is not done, the house is filthy, there's a pile of dishes in the sink from two days ago, the dog hasn't been walked all day............I'm still in my pajamas & I certainly don't feel like cooking tonite. Why in hell did you bring him here?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married" I replied.
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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06/11/2013 11:38 PM
LOL That was a good reply!
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
Usually on a broomstick but we're flexible like that
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06/12/2013 02:03 PM
Zing!!!! Great one!!
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06/12/2013 10:16 PM
That is great!
"I've had smarter people around me all my life, but I haven't run into one yet that can outwork me. And if they can't outwork you, then smarts aren't going to do them much good. That's just way it is. And if you believe that and live by it, you'd be surprised at how much fun you can have."

Woody Hayes
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