Pfile Nickname thesadclown1
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04/22/2012 04:30 AM

NBA Cleveland vs. San Antonio, 04/22/2012 19:00 Cleveland +14½/-110 To see more of thesadclown1's plays click here.

Pfile Nickname coverit
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04/10/2012 03:06 PM

Because my capping skills have been sub par lately! (get it?) :) Okay, okay, on with the joke. John and his wife went golfing every week together to their favorite course. One day on the 7th hole John's ball landed behind a barn. He was going to take an unplayable lie penalty stroke, but his wife said that if he opened up the front and back doors of the barn he could play through the barn. As John was lining up his shot his wife went to the back of the barn to hold the door open. John stroked the ball and it hit his wife in the head killing her instantly. After that day John swore he would never play golf again. A couple of year later some guys from work was trying to get him to play golf again. After months of being hounded he gave in and agreed to play a round. They took him to the same course he used to play with his wife. And on the 7th hole his drive put him behind the barn again. John was about to take an unplayable lie penalty, when one of the guys suggested to open up the barn doors and play through it. John said "No way! The last time I played that shot I got a nine.

Pfile Nickname dimitris
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04/10/2012 03:05 PM

Bundesliga FSV Mainz 05-1. FC Köln: GOAL/GOAL Werder Bremen-Borussia Mönchengladbach: GOAL/GOAL Primera Division Real Sociedad-Real Betis Sevilla: GOAL/GOAL FC Barcelona-Getafe: ONE TEAM TO SCORE Premier League Blackburn Rovers-Liverpool FC: GOAL/GOAL League One( ENGLAND) Rochdale-Sheffield United: 2 Championship Brighton and Hove Albion-Reading: 2 Portsmouth FC-Millwall: 1X

Pfile Nickname thegeneral
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04/10/2012 03:07 PM

But don't see a game/and or team which I feel is a winner.

Pfile Nickname superseed619
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04/01/2012 02:59 PM

NBA Miami vs. Boston, 04/01/2012 15:30 Miami -170 NBA Denver vs. Orlando, 04/01/2012 18:00 Orlando -200 NBA Indiana vs. Houston, 04/01/2012 19:00 Indiana +4/-106 NBA Washington vs. Toronto, 04/01/2012 18:00 Washington +6½/-105 NHL Ottawa vs. NY Islanders, 04/01/2012 15:00 Ottawa -125 NHL Minnesota vs. Chicago, 04/01/2012 19:00 Chicago -220 To see more of superseed619's plays click here.

Pfile Nickname cnotes
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04/01/2012 02:09 PM

MLB Sunday, April 1 Game Score Status Pick Amount Philadelphia - 1:05 PM ET Atlanta +107 500 Atlanta - Pittsburgh - 1:05 PM ET Pittsburgh +133 500 Toronto - Tampa Bay - 1:05 PM ET Tampa Bay -120 500 Baltimore - Washington - 1:05 PM ET Washington +122 500 St. Louis - NY Yankees - 1:10 PM ET NY Yankees -124 500 Miami - Minnesota - 1:35 PM ET Minnesota +124 500 Boston - Arizona - 4:05 PM ET Arizona +107 500 LA Dodgers - Chi. White Sox - 4:05 PM ET Cincinnati -135 500 Cincinnati - Chi. Cubs - 4:05 PM ET LA Angels -135 500 LA Angels - Kansas City - 4:05 PM ET Seattle -115 500 Seattle - San Diego - 4:05 PM ET Texas -140 500 Texas - San Francisco - 4:05 PM ET San Francisco +100 500 Milwaukee - Cleveland - 4:10 PM ET Colorado -120 500 Colorado - ------------------------------------------------------------ NBA Sunday, April 1 Game Score Status Pick Amount Chicago - 1:00 PM ET Chicago +5.5 500 Oklahoma City - Under 193 500 Miami - 3:30 PM ET Boston +3 500 Boston - Over 186.5 500 Washington - 6:00 PM ET Washington +6 500 Toronto - Over 189 500 Denver - 6:00 PM ET Denver +5.5 500 Orlando - Under 201.5 500 Indiana - 7:00 PM ET Houston -3.5 500 Houston - Under 192.5 500 New Orleans - 9:00 PM ET New Orleans +10 500 Phoenix - Over 191.5 500 Minnesota - 9:00 PM ET Minnesota +2 500 Portland - Under 197.5 500 Golden State - 9:30 PM ET L.A. Lakers -10.5 500 L.A. Lakers - Under 197 500 ----------------------------------------------------------- NHL Sunday, April 1 Game Score Status Pick Amount Philadelphia 0 1st 17:40 Pittsburgh -173 500 Pittsburgh 1 Over 6 500 Ottawa - 3:00 PM ET NY Islanders +118 500 NY Islanders - Under 5.5 500 Florida - 4:00 PM ET Florida +159 500 Detroit - Over 5 500 Boston - 7:00 PM ET NY Rangers -139 500 NY Rangers - Over 5 500 Minnesota - 7:00 PM ET Chicago -225 500 Chicago - Under 5 500 Edmonton - 8:00 PM ET Anaheim -144 500 Anaheim - Over 5.5 500

Pfile Nickname hatman
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04/01/2012 02:49 PM

NBA Miami vs. Boston, 04/01/2012 15:30 Miami -4/-110 NBA Indiana vs. Houston, 04/01/2012 19:00 Houston -3½/-110 To see more of hatman's plays click here.

Pfile Nickname doof
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05/01/2012 02:42 PM

April should be a fun month of soccer that features close races in league play and UEFA champions league action. As always, please feel free to critique my picks or to post your own plays.

Pfile Nickname thegeneral
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04/01/2012 04:51 PM

http://lifeinc.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/30/10925891-what-to-buy-when-you-win-the-640-million-mega-millions I probably wouldn't change my lifestyle much said a voting choice in the link provided. Yeah right.

Pfile Nickname thehitman
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04/03/2012 03:29 AM

This one makes football sense, anyway. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her very first football game. They had great seats, right behind his team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. Oh, I really liked it..........especially all the tight pants and big muscles and stuff. But I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents, she added. Dumbfounded, he asked her what do you mean. Well, she said, they flipped a quarter, and the other team got it. And then they spent the rest of the game yelling get the quarter back! , get the quarter back! I'm like, Duh, hello, it's only twenty five cents.

Pfile Nickname coverit
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04/01/2012 02:20 PM

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.' 'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!' 'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.' 'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith. 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.' 'Don't I know it,' said Mrs... Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said. 'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. 'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.' 'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith. 'Yes, I'm afraid so.. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look' 'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.. 'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?' 'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.' 'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.' Mrs. Smith fainted

Pfile Nickname spooky
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04/04/2012 08:12 AM

With great remorse I want to let everyone here know that our dear friend MYBAY, Cal Harris has passed away. Many of us know him from Freewinners and he has been a long time member of the forums thru the years. MYBAY was a diehard Laker fan, Yankee fan and one of the nicest guys you would ever want to have known. He was so young. In the last few years he was diagnosed with ALS (Lou Gehrigs disease) and needless to say his quality of life slowly deteriorated. Many of you have even contributed to his cause over the years during the holidays. And for that I can tell you that he was extremely grateful, humbled and appreciative more than words can say. In the last year he still participated in contests but was unable to type himself. So he obviously was unable to post on the forum here at BangtheBook. As soon as funeral arrangements are made I will pass them along if anyone wants to post a message on the Funeral Home bulletin board. He is being buried in Memphis, Tennessee where he lived and his family was. My heart is sad that at such a young age we lose such a good person. Rest in Peace Cal. You will be missed. M. J. Edwards Funeral Home Stage Road Chapel 4445 Stage Road Memphis, TN 38128 (901)791-9700 p (901)791-9797 f

Pfile Nickname finance
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03/18/2012 12:26 PM

Doh!!!

Pfile Nickname coverit
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03/18/2012 03:00 PM

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?" "Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit". Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her. "Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.."

Pfile Nickname btb
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03/14/2012 11:42 AM

Thats a good one!

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