Big Boots

[Texun1]

Agnes went into a bar in Waco, Texas and saw a cowboy
with his feet propped up on the table. He had the biggest
boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's
true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady. Why
don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you."
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent
the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ye maam-!! Ah'm real flattered.
Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." She said,
"Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself some boots that
fit."

[nour41]

this blonde go to a store and asked the guy in charge how much it cross for this TV, the guy answered without any hesitation that it's not for the blondes,the next day ,she disguised herself as a brunette and went again to the store , she asked the same guy the same question but his answer was again the same,surprised she didn't know what she did wrong, but the next day she went again to the same store as a red hair and asked the same guy the same question but to her surprise he said that the tv she was pointing at is not for the blondes,angrilly she told him that it's the third time she come in and how the hell he knows that she is a blonde, the guy smiled and said: sorry that 's not a tv , it's a microwave