> > > When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a
> >box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."
> > >
> > > In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the
> > > afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she
> > lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and
> > > $81,874.25 in cash.
> > >
> > > She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she
> knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was
> such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special
> > > anniversary dinner.
> > >
> > > After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she
> > > confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept
> >my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today
> >the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why
> >do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"
> > >
> > > Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years
> >you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put
> >an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do
> >it again."
> > >
> > > Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I
> >am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since
> you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not
> that bad considering your problem."
> > >
> > > Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made
> >their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all
> > > that money in the box?"
> > >
> > > Bill answered: "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I
> >took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."
>
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