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Old 10-10-2008, 07:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Three Women

Three
women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
married, and one
a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation
eventually
drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.



After much discussion, they
decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M
role-playing.



The following week they met up again to compare
notes.



Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday
at the end of
the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather
coat. When all
the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
was a leather
bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused
that we made mad
passionate love on his desk right then and there!'



The engaged
woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my
fiance got
home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
leather bodice,
black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not
only had sex all
night, he wants to move up our wedding date!'



The married woman put her glass down and said,
'I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to
stay over at
Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my
best perfume. I
slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black
stockings and
six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.'



'Well?!,'
exclaimed the other two. 'What happened?!'



'When my husband got home from work, he
grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey,
Batman, what's for
dinner?''


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