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Old 05-06-2008, 03:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was
recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put
it on in the wash room. That was fine, but after they put on their
lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little
lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the
girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called all
the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance man. He
explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the
custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how
difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he asked the maintenance man to
show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled
squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
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Old 05-08-2008, 05:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2008, 04:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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