Parrot Joke A blonde haired girl walked into a pet shop one day and bought a parrot. After a couple of weeks, she became displeased because her parrot wasn't talking. She returned to the pet store where the manager suggested she buy a mirror, and hang the mirror directly across the room from the parrot so he could see himself. The thinking was that if he could see himself, he would talk to himself. After another week the blonde returned to the store because the bird still wasn't talking. The manager asked her if she had a swing for the parrot. Common sense would tell you that the parrot would need a swing and probably was unhappy without one. A week later the parrot died. Upon speaking with the manager at the store about this development, the manager asked if the parrot had anything to say before he died. The blonde replied: "Yes, he said "Don't they have any food at that store?" |