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Old 02-12-2008, 02:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A blonde haired girl walked into a pet shop one day and bought a parrot. After a couple of weeks, she became displeased because her parrot wasn't talking. She returned to the pet store where the manager suggested she buy a mirror, and hang the mirror directly across the room from the parrot so he could see himself. The thinking was that if he could see himself, he would talk to himself. After another week the blonde returned to the store because the bird still wasn't talking. The manager asked her if she had a swing for the parrot. Common sense would tell you that the parrot would need a swing and probably was unhappy without one. A week later the parrot died. Upon speaking with the manager at the store about this development, the manager asked if the parrot had anything to say before he died. The blonde replied: "Yes, he said "Don't they have any food at that store?"
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Old 02-24-2008, 07:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-16-2008, 09:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ha ha ha...... fantastic . parrot was fantastic . i appreciate you .
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A robber broke into a house and began his search for the safe. As he stepped carefully in the dark with his flashlight, he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you"
Startled and searching frantically for the source of this voice, he finally put it out of his mind. In a moment, he heard it again "Jesus is watching you"
This time he was able to determine the voice was coming from the far corner of the living room. He found himself shining his light on a parrot's cage and asked "Was that you?"
The parrot replied "Yes"
Approaching the colorful bird the robber asked "And what's your name cutie?"
"Moses" replied the bird.
The robber then asks "What kind of an idiot would name his parrot Moses?"
The parrot reported "The same kind of an idiot that would name his pit bull, Jesus"
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not sure why the double post sorry
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lol!!!!! I really feel sorry for the parrot for the blonde lady is so dumb...
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