[Fast Ed]

Been away but not forgotten you...

Bow your heads...

A man was leaving the Maverik convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.


A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
man walking a dog on a leash.


Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single
file.


The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know
now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
this. Whose funeral is it?"


"My wife's."


"What happened to her?"


The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."


He inquired further, "But, who is in the second hearse?"


The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog turned on her."


A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.


"Can I borrow the dog?"


"Get in line."

[sportzcap]

lol, seen it somewhere before but still as funny!
thanks for posting

[nflman]

Mr. Goldberg, his wife and his mother-in-law were vacationing in Israel. The mother-in-law died of a massive heart attack. Dr. Zimmerman consulted with Mr. Goldberg, "You can have her buried here for only $500.00 but to have her transported to America for burial would cost you $5,000.00". Mr. Goldberg elected to have her transported to America. Dr. Zimmerman asked "Why would you transport her at such an additional cost?" to which Mr. Goldberg answered "2,000 years ago, a man died here and three days later rose up. I'm not going to take that chance with my mother-in-law".

[nomoretime]

Nice posts...Both pretty funny