 The cockroach
A man was sentenced to 40 years in prison. during his term he began a relationship with a cockroach. He tried for 10 years to teach the roach to walk on it's hind legs like a man and finally succeeded. He worked another 20 years to teach the roach how to talk and was finally answered. By the end of his 40 year term he had the roach singing and dancing. When he was released from the prison he thought he could make a million dollars taking the roach to the circus. So he went into the general offices of Barnum and Baileys to see the director of talent. He took out the roach and laid it upon the desk and said to the director, I have a cockroach. The director quickly crushed the bug with his paperweight and said, yes I know we have them all over the fucking place. | 
man, this one is good..
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