An old man see's a pretty girl walking down the street and he goes up to her and says "I'll give you a hundred dollars if you let me bite on your nipples" the girl hits him with her pocket book and says "get the fuck away from me you old jerk"
She continues walking and he catches up with her and says "I'll give you five hundred dollars if you let me bite your nipples" she says "get away from me or I'll call the police you asshole!"
Now she's walking faster and he runs to catch up with her at the corner and says "I'll give you ten thousand dollars if you let me bite your nipples!" she says "ten thousand dollars? Hmm... Okay but not here, come with me"
She leads him down an alley way between two townhouses and stops. She opens her blouse and unbuttons her bra. He starts licking them and sucking on them and after several minutes of this she says "Aren't you going to bite my nipples?" he says "Naw, that's too expensive"
Titties and beer 
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