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Old 01-16-2008, 07:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Mr. Goldberg, his wife and his mother-in-law were vacationing in Israel. The mother-in-law died of a massive heart attack. Dr. Zimmerman consulted with Mr. Goldberg, "You can have her buried here for only $500.00 but to have her transported to America for burial would cost you $5,000.00". Mr. Goldberg elected to have her transported to America. Dr. Zimmerman asked "Why would you transport her at such an additional cost?" to which Mr. Goldberg answered "2,000 years ago, a man died here and three days later rose up. I'm not going to take that chance with my mother-in-law".
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