One Jewish guy and one Chinese guy are sitting at a bar drinking beer. The Jewish guy whacks the Chinese guy over the head with an empty bottle. The Chinese man says "What the hell was that for?" The Jewish man replied "That was for Pearl Harbor." "But" the Chinese man said "That was the Japanese that attacked Pearl Harbor!" The Jewish man argued "Japanese, Chinese, you're all the same!"
5 minutes passed and then the Chinese man hit the Jewish man over the head with his empty bottle. The Jewish man cried out "What the hell was that for?" The Chinese man said "That was for the Titanic." "But" the Jewish man said "The Titanic hit an iceberg, what has that got to do with me?" The Chinese man said "Goldberg, Iceberg, you're all the same!"
