Agnes went into a bar in Waco, Texas and saw a cowboy
with his feet propped up on the table. He had the biggest
boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's
true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady. Why
don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you."
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent
the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ye maam-!! Ah'm real flattered.
Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." She said,
"Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself some boots that
fit."
